“Where do those stairs go?”

The answer in “Ghostbusters” was: “Up.”  Depending on which level you are in our home it’s either “up”, or “down.”  Going down our stairs for me requires that I put my back against the wall on the right-hand side and go down slowly taking care to make sure my left foot is twisted sideways to that it’s completely on it’s stair.  I can’t wait until I can walk normally!  ■  Zoe goes to the Vet tomorrow.  Time for her annual physical.  I need to ask the vet if Zoe’s tail will ever stop wagging.  I’ve never seen a dog wag her tail so much.  ■  There was a plane crash about 1 mile from where my wife works.  The plane (a Lear Jet) went down in a forest preserve about a mile south of the airport.  My wife said they didn’t hear anything.  Looking at where it went down, if the plane had gone down a couple of blocks to the left it would have been in the middle of housing.  Remind me never to live in the path of a runway.  ■  And it’s still cooold out.  And now the weatherman says we’re going to get snow tomorrow.  Oh, joy.  ■